Sunday 30 December 2012

5 good things and 5 bad things

Here are some of the things that happened to me this year. 5 good, 5 bad.

Good:
1) Increasing my page views on my blog each month for the past few months.
2) Moving house - a whole new place to decorate!
3) Managing to not be entirely broke after moving house so that I can put some money towards my wedding next year.
4) Getting engaged.
5) Staying sane. Just.

Bad:
1) Neglecting my "lists" for seven whole months. Ooops.
2) Losing the friendship of someone that I had been friends with for seven or eight years.
3) Getting the noro virus and feeling like death.
4) All my friends getting married and pregnant but not me.
5) Quiting the gym after not losing a single pound in weight!

Friday 11 May 2012

7 Things I have wondered recently

1) Can spiders drown? Do they have lungs?
2) How long can a spider go without food?
3) How can you need the loo and be thirsty at the same time?
4) Why is the gym so busy on a Wednesday night?
5) Why haven't male penguins evolved to fly? They walk miles every winter to feed their young...they could just fly!
6) What would happen if you managed to keep your eyes open when you sneeze? Would your eyeballs explode?
7) Why is the number 7 so popular as a lucky number?

Tuesday 3 April 2012

Wednesday 14 March 2012

9 Things I'd love to own

1) A vintage Beetle (preferably a powder pink soft top one)
2) A Mulberry Alexa
3) A silver and amber ring
4) Louis Vuitton luggage
5) A long haired cat
6) A peanut butter Kit Kat Chunky factory
7) My own boutique selling crafty, beautiful things
8) A Chanel eyeshadow or powder compact
9) A Cath Kidston eiderdown.

Friday 9 March 2012

10 Things my cats can do that I can't do

1) Lick the back of his/her neck
2) Catch and eat a bird
3) Get someone else to pay for their food whilst they sleep all day
4) Stand on the laptop without feeling guilty
5) Entertain themselves with household objects
6) Go their entire lives without getting in the bath
7) Fit in the fridge with the door closed
8) Make biting people look cute
9) Rock a diamante collar
10) Have a good hair day even when it's raining



Thursday 8 March 2012

8 Things that really wind me up

1) Food prices at the cinema (£7.50 for popcorn and a coke - seriously??)
2) Customers who stay past closing time and "promise to be quick"
3) Bad drivers in large cars who put other drivers at risk because they are selfish
4) People who lack basic manners. It only takes a second to say "please"
5) Bad grammar and spelling
6) Paying taxes when there are huge numbers of benefit cheats out there
7) Gypsies who don't pay taxes and leave a mess wherever they "travel"
8) Customers who make a mess of an area I just tidied!

Saturday 3 March 2012

6 Reasons (excuses) why I haven't gone to the gym this evening

1) I'm mentally and physically tired (roll on holiday in 17 days)
2) I was really hungry when I left work and I can't work out on an empty stomach
3) I can go tomorrow as I finish earlier on a Sunday and will have more time
4) It's not like I'm going to magically get skinny in 17 days so it's not the end of the world
if I don't go
5) Take Me Out was on at 8pm and I hadn't watched last nights New Girl either
6) I just didn't go!!! OK??